IDEAS YOU NEVER SAW COMING
The conspiracy is real
We strike From 50,000 feet
with pinpoint accuracy
and creative they never see coming.
We are small but mighty.
Scattered, but bound by a common tribe,
A cabal of proud, like-minded people,
Committed to helping your brand take over the world.
The conspiracy is real.
We are Space Laser.
And we don’t miss.
WHAT WE DO
We are an advertising agency.
STRATEGY
The secret to our sauce. We maintain the element of surprise by uncovering fresh insights and truths.
CREATIVE
We’re firing on all cylinders with the whole mishpacha. Strategy. Creative. Production. All under one roof.
SOUP 2 NUTS
We’ll give your new or existing brand or product a little zetz and talk to your customers where they are, when they are with precision strikes.
PAST PROJECTS
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THE HOME DEPOT
1000s of pieces of content. Every conceivable social platform. Millions of clicks.
TELLING STORIES THAT MATTER
Vanguard
The Value of Ownership
The Home Depot
The Perfect Tree
Our ValuesWhen you work with Space Laser, you can be confident you’re working with a team that shares your values.
WE ARE PrOUD
We never forget where we came from and who we are.
WE ARE FEARLESS
We will not back down from our mission and never be afraid to be our authentic selves.
WE ARE DRIVEN TO DO GOOD
We believe in bringing light to the dark places, tzedakah and doing what is morally right.
WE ARE JOYFUL
We are eternal optimists. The next good thing is always just around the corner.
WE ARE INCLUSIVE
We celebrate people of all different backgrounds (so long as they are not trying to murder us).
Who We Are
Okay, right now it’s just me and my cats. We’re what you might consider a startup.
Noah Blinder
A proud Jewish boy born in Long Island and raised in Denver, Noah, like his namesake, has a fondness for animals and a fear of drowning.
Noah has more than 15 years agency experience working on some of the largest brands in the world.
Founder, Creative Director
BACON
Orange TabbyFriendliest damn cat you’ve ever met.
KINDER
A 9-year old Orange Tabby with adorable nose freckles and very sharp claws. Also, might be deaf.
IOrange Tabby
HOKIE
Orange TabbyThe golden child.
A Wobbly CatMae
A 7-year old Shorthair with cerebellar hypoplasia, she is a “wobbly cat” who falls down a lot but gets right back up. What a great attitude.
TOLLIVER
Orange TabbyIf Garfield were a real cat.
ZOLA
Tortoise ShellA big beautiful mess. Very sweet for a Torty.
TURNIP
Domestic Shorthair“Turned up” at our old house one day. Never left. Now an inside cat.